I seriously hate this thing.
It's so freaking ugly that I felt like throwing it out of the car.

This thingy is actually a plant, I think.
Can grow green 'hair' when it is watered.
The *ahem* amazing owner of this TOYOL is planning to grow 'hair' for his peliharaan.
Where, you might ask?

2. Chest - Chest Hair
3. Backside hole - Backside hair? *faint*
Seriously, who on earth will waste their money buying such an ugly stuff, kan? Besides Tsung Jern yang teramatlah special. Somehow, he loves U.G.L.Y & S.C.A.R.Y stuff.
We went Swensens for dessert and out of so many ice creams, he chose the UGLIEST. Seriously.
And he is constantly scaring me with his UGLY TOYOL.
Jern, I can't stand your ugly toyol! Stop scaring me with it. I'm so gonna buy ONE toyol and we can have a toyol fight! U just wait for my TOYOL to arrive!